I was walking down the road one day when I stumbled across a corn field. Being an inexperienced agriculturalist, and being that my stomach was empty, multiplied by my innate curiosity, I decided to venture into the field…

If you're not interested in reading a jumbled rant about nothing in particular than you can skip down a bit. For the brave: Between a patchy [ahem stolen] internet connection and a busy work schedule, I haven't had much…

I don't believe in god. I don't believe in fate. I don't believe in luck, I don't believe in divine intervention. I don't believe that you can petition the lord with prayer. I believe in statistics. Not those things th…

being a human is frustratingly complicated, especially because the complications don't really exist. It's hard to explain to people who aren't humans but if you are a human, I think you'll know what I mean. The more I …